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Two ladies

Two old ladies are at the movies.
"Psst," says one old lady. "I think the guy next to me is wanking off."
"What makes you say that?"
"He's using my hand."
by changijail
Sat Mar 14, 2020 4:08 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Two ladies
Replies: 4
Views: 99

Johnny

Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants then...
by changijail
Sat Mar 14, 2020 4:01 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Johnny
Replies: 4
Views: 839

Doctor Dave

Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in a while he would hear in internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave don't worry about it. You aren'...
by changijail
Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:58 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Doctor Dave
Replies: 4
Views: 140

Have a smile

"What's your name?", asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied. "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Mike." Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My n...
by changijail
Sun Mar 10, 2019 6:49 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Have a smile
Replies: 4
Views: 760

Bet you smile

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks 'No', the guy says, 'she's not that ugly'
by changijail
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:43 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Bet you smile
Replies: 3
Views: 991

Naughty,Naughty

“An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.”
by changijail
Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:40 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Naughty,Naughty
Replies: 6
Views: 1472

More smiles

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared...
by changijail
Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:14 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: More smiles
Replies: 4
Views: 1024

Have a smile

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the ...
by changijail
Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:12 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Have a smile
Replies: 4
Views: 994

New month,new joke

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the b...
by changijail
Wed Sep 05, 2018 5:45 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: New month,new joke
Replies: 5
Views: 1101

Re: The Irish Furniture Dealer

Good one :LOL :LOL :LOL
by changijail
Wed Sep 05, 2018 5:41 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: The Irish Furniture Dealer
Replies: 5
Views: 1130

Re: Have a great day,and keep smiling

Thanks Pip,still finding my way around. :)
by changijail
Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:50 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Have a great day,and keep smiling
Replies: 4
Views: 836

Have a great day,and keep smiling

by changijail
Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:50 am
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Have a great day,and keep smiling
Replies: 4
Views: 836

Re: Telling the time.

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by changijail
Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:44 am
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Telling the time.
Replies: 5
Views: 1823

Re: Divorce

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by changijail
Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:53 am
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Divorce
Replies: 4
Views: 919

Joke 2

A man walks into a bar with a ‘reasonably small crocodile’ The barman says " No dangerous animals allowed in here" The man says "This crocodile isn’t dangerous, in fact I trust it so much I bet you twenty euro I could put my member in its mouth and leave it there for at least thirty ...
by changijail
Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:43 am
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Joke 2
Replies: 4
Views: 915

Joke time

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says "I saw you out with your girlfriend last night, she’s quite attractive" the second one says "yes and I’m in with her twin too" the first one says "oh really? how do you tell them apart?" the second one replied "her broth...
by changijail
Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:08 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Joke time
Replies: 3
Views: 1187

Re: Printer

Been using CANON iP4850 for five years now with no problems .Good clear printing on all levels.BUT its all down to the media you use,bad paper=bad print,same with the blank discs.I always use VERBATIM. Hope this info helps. ;-)
by changijail
Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:17 pm
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Printer
Replies: 10
Views: 5050

Re: What are you laughing at?

Nice one PIP :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
by changijail
Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:21 am
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: What are you laughing at?
Replies: 4
Views: 921

Re: Queens Guard

:LOL :LOL :LOL
by changijail
Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:31 am
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Queens Guard
Replies: 3
Views: 625

Turn the sound up and watch

by changijail
Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:08 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Turn the sound up and watch
Replies: 2
Views: 600

Floppy

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by changijail
Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:18 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Floppy
Replies: 3
Views: 747

Oldie but still funny

by changijail
Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:02 am
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Oldie but still funny
Replies: 2
Views: 478

Re: Snowman

PIP,you are so right,its a sad world we are living in.BUT there is also so much joy and happiness,we all stand at the junction of which path to walk,LOVE will always trump the darkness.Keep smiling. :D
by changijail
Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:03 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Snowman
Replies: 5
Views: 970

Guaranteed to make you cry

by changijail
Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:43 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Guaranteed to make you cry
Replies: 1
Views: 309
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