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Aplomb

His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. "May I ask you a question, My Lord?" "Go ahead, Carson," said His Lordship. "I am doing the crossword in The Times and I have found a word I am not too clear on." "What word is that?&q...
by Pip
Thu Jul 30, 2015 3:31 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Aplomb
Replies: 4
Views: 700

Don't Fart in Harrods

london-novemeber-2010-456.jpg A woman walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and pra...
by Pip
Thu Jul 30, 2015 3:26 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Don't Fart in Harrods
Replies: 4
Views: 482

Re: LEGEND OF CONAN

ctaulbee wrote:Conan is a classic :cheesy


Can't deny that!
by Pip
Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:50 pm
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: LEGEND OF CONAN
Replies: 7
Views: 772

Re: The Water Diviner

Quality work yet again. ;)
by Pip
Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:01 am
 
Forum: Art Exhibit
Topic: The Water Diviner
Replies: 7
Views: 1467

Re: Regression

Thanks sam. :)
by Pip
Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:58 pm
 
Forum: Art Exhibit
Topic: Regression
Replies: 4
Views: 680

Wonderful Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The princess said, "No!!!!" And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and...
by Pip
Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:44 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Wonderful Fairy Tale
Replies: 3
Views: 402

Irish Sawmill Accident

Irish Sawmill Accident Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks ...
by Pip
Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:56 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Irish Sawmill Accident
Replies: 3
Views: 557

The Pirate Bay

The founders of infamous torrent tracker Pirate Bay have been acquitted in a Belgian court of criminal copyright infringement and abusing electronic communications. Gottfrid Svartholm, Fredrik Neij, Peter Sunde and Carl Lundström have spent the last decade in legal issues across the planet but at le...
by Pip
Sun Jul 12, 2015 8:24 am
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: The Pirate Bay
Replies: 22
Views: 2086

EU announcement

Latest news from the EU.

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by Pip
Sat Jul 11, 2015 1:42 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: EU announcement
Replies: 4
Views: 654

Re: 2015 June COTM Voting

Voted, good luck all.
by Pip
Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:08 pm
 
Forum: Competitions
Topic: 2015 June COTM Voting
Replies: 6
Views: 1174

Re: Regression

Thanks Vincent. :)
by Pip
Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:41 am
 
Forum: Art Exhibit
Topic: Regression
Replies: 4
Views: 680

Regression

Regression


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by Pip
Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:55 pm
 
Forum: Art Exhibit
Topic: Regression
Replies: 4
Views: 680

Re: HI

What they all said. :) :)

Welcome To Uncovered
by Pip
Sun Jun 21, 2015 12:37 am
 
Forum: Introductions
Topic: HI
Replies: 7
Views: 784

Re: Hearing Problems

The old ones are always the best! ;)

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
by Pip
Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:59 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Hearing Problems
Replies: 6
Views: 902

Making Friends Outside of Facebook

Currently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook whilst applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I go out on the street and tell a passer-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do afterwards; I give them pictures of my meals, my partn...
by Pip
Fri Jun 19, 2015 10:56 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Making Friends Outside of Facebook
Replies: 3
Views: 435

Darwin Awards

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us (this may be an old one). Here they are in reverse order:- 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much mo...
by Pip
Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:21 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Darwin Awards
Replies: 2
Views: 282

Re: Futuristic Sci-Fi Versions of Batman, the Batmobile, and Joker

Surely a Blacklight light sabre. :)
by Pip
Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:03 pm
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Futuristic Sci-Fi Versions of Batman, the Batmobile, and Joker
Replies: 5
Views: 539

Re: Happy B'Day, Bajeeza

Happy Birthday M8! :Beer :Beer :Beer
by Pip
Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:11 pm
 
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Happy B'Day, Bajeeza
Replies: 7
Views: 686

Re: Skin Trade

Thanks Guys. :)
by Pip
Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:45 pm
 
Forum: Art Exhibit
Topic: Skin Trade
Replies: 4
Views: 817

Skin Trade

Skin Trade

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by Pip
Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:31 pm
 
Forum: Art Exhibit
Topic: Skin Trade
Replies: 4
Views: 817

Man Get's Selected To Be A Judge At A Chili Cook-Off.

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to ...
by Pip
Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:03 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Man Get's Selected To Be A Judge At A Chili Cook-Off.
Replies: 1
Views: 332

Politically Correct.

As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Pakistani, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuania...
by Pip
Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:07 am
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: Politically Correct.
Replies: 6
Views: 803

A selection

On his deathbed, a husband gasped weakly to his wife."Please my dear,I want you to grant me one last wish." "What is it ."she asked. "Six months after I die I want you to marry Ken next door." "But I thought you hated Ken."she said "I do ."said the h...
by Pip
Sat Jun 13, 2015 7:59 am
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: A selection
Replies: 3
Views: 343

Strange Magic

Strange Magic

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by Pip
Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:04 pm
 
Forum: Art Exhibit
Topic: Strange Magic
Replies: 2
Views: 379

4G

One sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. This means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in 3 seconds... and you thought 4G was fast.
by Pip
Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:39 pm
 
Forum: Side Show Detour
Topic: 4G
Replies: 4
Views: 402
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