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After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex w...

After the accident, late at night, he finally regained consciousness. He opened his eyes. He was in the hospital and in terrible pain. He found himself in A&E with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask on his face, wires monitoring every function and a nurse ho...

THE BARBERS A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long b...

COMPLETE and FINISHED . . . No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing o...

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OH bugger! Looks like I may have spoken too soon. 2017-09-18 17_23_16-Speedtest.png If they don't get this sorted soon I'll be changing providers! At least (certainly in the UK) it gives me a "Get out of jail" free card in that they can't provide the contracted service so no if you leave ...