A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the b...

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Thanks Pip,still finding my way around.

A man walks into a bar with a ‘reasonably small crocodile’ The barman says " No dangerous animals allowed in here" The man says "This crocodile isn’t dangerous, in fact I trust it so much I bet you twenty euro I could put my member in its mouth and leave it there for at least thirty ...

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says "I saw you out with your girlfriend last night, she’s quite attractive" the second one says "yes and I’m in with her twin too" the first one says "oh really? how do you tell them apart?" the second one replied "her broth...

Been using CANON iP4850 for five years now with no problems .Good clear printing on all levels.BUT its all down to the media you use,bad paper=bad print,same with the blank discs.I always use VERBATIM. Hope this info helps.

PIP,you are so right,its a sad world we are living in.BUT there is also so much joy and happiness,we all stand at the junction of which path to walk,LOVE will always trump the darkness.Keep smiling.

Man goes to see his doctor,and the doctor tells him to go over the window and stick his tongue out,BUT why said the man,because i hate that sonofabitch across the road said the doctor

Glad to be here, looks like a good site to find quality covers,here we go.