What deep thinking retired men do........... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing...
Spanish Oysters A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you ju...
Hello! Gordon's pizza? - No sir it's Google's pizza - So it's a wrong number? Sorry - No sir, Google bought it. - OK. Take my order please - Well sir, you want the usual?" - The usual? You know me? - According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, s...
For those of you wondering what's happening with this due to work interferring it is still on hold. I've got the extra joints I need ti tidy up the piping but have to get more clamping clips which won't be here until next week and I'm off to A little town (Waltham Abbey) next Wednesday, return the ...
Getting Married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in. Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharm...