A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?' 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our golf b...

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her £5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bri...

one of the best ones yet.

Welcome indeed...

A lot of hard work rewarded, Well done.

Congratulations Pico. Well done.

Dammit it's Easter is it?

...And no-one bought me an Easter Egg.

Happy Easter all.

That month has gone really quick....

This has always been wanted and now it's here. Great addition

Cheers guys, I really do appreciate the honour and will do my best to live up to it.

Hi guys, I don't know when you commented here - for some reason I no longer get email notifications from Uncovered. Well I use it to send pictures and files to all my friends now (though we don't do it often), especially since we are now legally being spied on by all networks through text, email, ph...

Thanks dirk, I ate too much to be honest, people make me cakes and sister took me out for a meal, spoilt myself a little and felt just a little ill overnight (too much sugar I suspect as I am diabetic). It was worth it though and as it is always a fasting day on Mondays the timing couldn't be more p...

Cheers my friend.

Thanks VL. I will try.

The big 55 years old today......

Hi Pam, well it's about time too.....you deserve it.

Just out of interest, if they decided to break the tie how would the positions be decided?
Or have I got the wrong idea about what the phrase 'break the tie' means?

I have finished my placements. It was truly hard to do as well. First of all I would like to congratulate all the entrants for making it almost impossible for me to place the covers they designed in an order I was happy with. For five days I went over them time and time again, looking closer, re-ord...

So am I. Also having the first tremors of nerves in the old stomach....
Good luck to all the designers. I lnow you'll do yourselves and your respective sites proud - just like you always do.

Oh what a line-up of designers this is....gonna be a stunning comp.

Battle Royal already? My god - so it is true, time goes faster the older you get!

Front cover only is really going to test for both designer and judges.

Looking forward to it as usual.

Have a great day and lots of presents.

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the ...