Hi Zan, Good to see you here.

Fejinwales............Jeff aka Fej. (Jeff backwards minus one 'f' = Fej which was my nickname at school)

Anyone out there ever used that musicmagpie.co.uk site? The one that is supposed to offer great prices on our old unwanted CD's? My advice - dont! When I first saw their ad on TV I remember saying to my father: "I have a CD in the house that will test how much these will try to rip me off for&q...

This is brilliant...............................

Paddy’s wife goes to the doctor complaining that after ten years of marriage she had never had an orgasm. The doctor advised her to relax and use a fan to keep her cool during sex. Paddy refused to pay money for a fan and asked his mate if he wouldn’t mind waving a towel while he and his wife made l...

Hello Kath. Made it I see. You know where I am if you do decide to have ago at designing some covers, and there are an awful lot of resources and friendly people here who will be more than willing to help you out much better than I ever could.

I'm Welsh....I speak English.

My tortured mind not giving me any peace.....

Hi the Cat, well you did better than me mate - quite a lot of my first attempts were refused because of silly errors and typo's - taught me some useful lessons though. I am sure you will love this site, it is friendly, the people here are really helpful and the covers are superb. Welcome...

Bloody Marvelous joke.....

Real nice work from all entrants, it was a hard decision, it was between one and five...in the end five had my vote as it is very eye-catching.

thanks guy's. I like the last one - I laugh at it every time..

Not in any particular order. Single films.. 1. Toombstone (Val Kilmer version) 2. The Abyss (special extended edition) 3. Lord Of The Rings - Return Of The King 4. Aliens (extended edition) 5. The Pelican Brief Where collections count as one.. 1. Toombstone (Val Kilmer version) 2. The Abyss (special...

A n Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. " So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?" " Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs...

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There was definitely something wrong with that guy. I was in tears by the end of that..........it was hilarious, Thanks for sharing.

I'd really like a full size copy of the last one if you can give me a link....

:D ....Just about every one of these scenarios have occurred during the Stagate Franchise, it seems to incredibly easy for Sam Carter to completely write a new routine - "just give me a few minutes" - so that it graphically displays what is going on in incredible detail, or to connect a De...

Well hi (again) everyone, First, I would like to say that I appreciate and am very grateful to all those hard working souls for all the hard work they put in to make this changeover work. I kept getting emails stating that someone had replied to a post, only to find that when I got there the new mes...

This is a trick I heard about elsewhere and it works for Paint Shop Pro. Great if you need to use a font but do not want to install it. 1. Open whatever uninstalled font file you plan to use and then then just minimise the window 2. In Paint Shop Pro, when you use the font tool, the font will be ava...