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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:02 pm

Well done, Pip!
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Re: Limericks

Postby ctaulbee » Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:22 am

There once was a old Texan named Jim
Kanye said he had a butt like Kim.
He was the talk of the town,
in high heels and evening gown,
embarrassed to death his wife shot him.
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Re: Limericks

Postby ctaulbee » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:30 am

chouette wrote:Awww how sweet! :D :love

oO(Should I be worried? lol)


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Re: Limericks

Postby chouette » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:03 am

Good one Pip, it didn't hurt one bit! lol

Well of course I trust you CT... :Scared lol
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:17 pm

There once was an old man named T
who made covers much better than me.
While shouting & ranting
and huffing & panting
he vowed he's the best there can be.
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Re: Limericks

Postby ctaulbee » Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:46 pm

:LOL Good one Foggy :D
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:52 pm

Here's another one for you, Wrench. Not any better, but it still rhymes!

There once was a guy we called Wrench
who his friends all said was quite the mensch.
When he'd enter a room
folks would reach for a broom
claiming, "What is that terrible stench?"
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:00 pm

Not to leave you out, Chewy...

There was a sweet gal named Chouette
who would dance & sure could pirouette.
She took the blue pill
and began feeling ill.
Now she's Curt's favorite & old Pip's pet.
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Re: Limericks

Postby VincentLupo » Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:56 am

Quite the poet Fog. :)
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Re: Limericks

Postby chouette » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:32 am

VincentLupo wrote:Quite the poet Fog. :)


He certainly is, lol
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:03 pm

There once was a man we called Testikle
who said he gave Elmo two test tickles.
He's a very nice lad
but it's really quite sad
that he now gets around on a bicycle.
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Re: Limericks

Postby ctaulbee » Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:09 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:15 pm

Overall, I must say, I think CT's limericks have been the best. I've always liked limericks & have always composed them wherever I worked, for other co-workers. It's not a form that comes naturally to some, though most people can produce one with nominal effort. Still, it's something that you're either fairly good at, with little effort, or you suck at.

Mine are OK, but CT's rock.
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Re: Limericks

Postby ctaulbee » Sun Jul 31, 2016 1:24 pm

There once was and old mod named Fogdude,
he delighted in limericks that were rude.
Our little Mother Goose of Texas,
spitting lines of wit to vex us,
while surfing the web in the nude.
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Re: Limericks

Postby VincentLupo » Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:26 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Limericks

Postby Fogdude » Sun Jul 31, 2016 7:18 pm

Now, to go completely out on a limb!

There was a site owner named Dirk
who always arrived with a smirk.
He collected the best
and gave them a test
sayin' "Now, quit yer playin' and work!"
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Re: Limericks

Postby VincentLupo » Sun Jul 31, 2016 7:45 pm

:LOL :LOL
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Re: Limericks

Postby dirk8837 » Sun Jul 31, 2016 9:09 pm

:O :O :O :D :D :D :cheesy
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Re: Limericks

Postby chouette » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:10 am

:love :LOL
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Re: Limericks

Postby bankska22 » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:19 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL
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