Limericks

[chouette]

Those are hilarious!!

[Fogdude]

There was a guy called, Don The Great
who still had some hair on his pate.
He designed some great covers
listing all his old lovers,
in the credits, now that's tempting fate.

[VincentLupo]

Nice Fog.

[chouette]

There once was a British named Pip,
Who probably loves to strip,
Because of one of his favorite word.
Although I think it’s absurd,
And he should stick to friendly relationship.

[Fogdude]

Since you brought up Pip...

There once was an admin named Pip
he never once had a big slip.
Then he got in feud
with a mod named Fogdude
and realized he's losing his grip.

[Pip]

I'll be back soon you two!

[Fogdude]

I'll be back soon you two!

Bring it!

[ctaulbee]

The was an old Englishman named Pip
who uttered a Terminator quip.
With a loud "I'll Be Back!"
he was off to word his attack.
We are still waiting his round trip.

[Fogdude]

There is a great artist named Pam
who always comes through in a jam.
She makes spacsaver covers
for both friends & lovers.
Her TV series labels are glam.

[Fogdude]

OK, Wrench. It's not my fault your name is so hard to rhyme with:

There's a cover contest manager named Wrench
who sometimes emitted such a stench
that the members who voted
held their noses & emoted
Please someone, make him sit on the bench.

[Fogdude]

There once was a nice guy named Curt
who would play all the day in the dirt.
He posted nude pictures
and suffered from strictures
which explains why he's sporting a skirt.

[chouette]

I'll be back soon you two!

Not scared, and yes, bring it!

[ctaulbee]

We have a French woman named Danielle
from the land of Canada she does hail.
Mastering Photoshop is her plan
for a woman she's cool as a fan.
My little ode to our fair mademoiselle.

[chouette]

[We have a French woman named Danielle
from the land of Canada she does hail.
Mastering Photoshop is her plan
for a woman she's cool as a fan.
My little ode to our fair mademoiselle.

Awww how sweet!

oO(Should I be worried? lol)

[Pip]

There was an old mod named Fogdude
Who started a forum blood feud
Then an admin named Pip
Scuttled his ship
And made sure that Fogdude was subdued

There was a fair mod called chewy
I’m sure she’s a little bit screwy
She listens to Curt
But what makes me feel hurt
Is he speaks and her eyes go all dewy.

[Fogdude]

Well done, Pip!

[ctaulbee]

There once was a old Texan named Jim
Kanye said he had a butt like Kim.
He was the talk of the town,
in high heels and evening gown,
embarrassed to death his wife shot him.

[ctaulbee]

Awww how sweet!

oO(Should I be worried? lol)

[chouette]

Good one Pip, it didn't hurt one bit! lol

Well of course I trust you CT... lol

[Fogdude]

There once was an old man named T
who made covers much better than me.
While shouting & ranting
and huffing & panting
he vowed he's the best there can be.

[ctaulbee]

Good one Foggy

[Fogdude]

Here's another one for you, Wrench. Not any better, but it still rhymes!

There once was a guy we called Wrench
who his friends all said was quite the mensch.
When he'd enter a room
folks would reach for a broom
claiming, "What is that terrible stench?"

[Fogdude]

Not to leave you out, Chewy...

There was a sweet gal named Chouette
who would dance & sure could pirouette.
She took the blue pill
and began feeling ill.
Now she's Curt's favorite & old Pip's pet.

[VincentLupo]

Quite the poet Fog.

[chouette]

Quite the poet Fog.

He certainly is, lol