Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:02 pmWell done, Pip!
There once was a old Texan named Jim
Kanye said he had a butt like Kim.
He was the talk of the town,
in high heels and evening gown,
embarrassed to death his wife shot him.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:02 pmRe: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:22 amRe: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:30 amchouette wrote:Awww how sweet!.gif "Big Grin")
.gif "Love")
oO(Should I be worried? lol)
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:03 amGood one Pip, it didn't hurt one bit! lol
Well of course I trust you CT....gif "Scared")
lol
Well of course I trust you CT...
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:17 pmThere once was an old man named T
who made covers much better than me.
While shouting & ranting
and huffing & panting
he vowed he's the best there can be.
who made covers much better than me.
While shouting & ranting
and huffing & panting
he vowed he's the best there can be.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:46 pm.gif "LOL")
Good one Foggy Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:52 pmHere's another one for you, Wrench. Not any better, but it still rhymes!
There once was a guy we called Wrench
who his friends all said was quite the mensch.
When he'd enter a room
folks would reach for a broom
claiming, "What is that terrible stench?"
There once was a guy we called Wrench
who his friends all said was quite the mensch.
When he'd enter a room
folks would reach for a broom
claiming, "What is that terrible stench?"
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:00 pmNot to leave you out, Chewy...
There was a sweet gal named Chouette
who would dance & sure could pirouette.
She took the blue pill
and began feeling ill.
Now she's Curt's favorite & old Pip's pet.
There was a sweet gal named Chouette
who would dance & sure could pirouette.
She took the blue pill
and began feeling ill.
Now she's Curt's favorite & old Pip's pet.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:56 amQuite the poet Fog. .gif "Smile")
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:32 amVincentLupo wrote:Quite the poet Fog.
He certainly is, lol
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:03 pmThere once was a man we called Testikle
who said he gave Elmo two test tickles.
He's a very nice lad
but it's really quite sad
that he now gets around on a bicycle.
who said he gave Elmo two test tickles.
He's a very nice lad
but it's really quite sad
that he now gets around on a bicycle.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:09 pm Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:15 pmOverall, I must say, I think CT's limericks have been the best. I've always liked limericks & have always composed them wherever I worked, for other co-workers. It's not a form that comes naturally to some, though most people can produce one with nominal effort. Still, it's something that you're either fairly good at, with little effort, or you suck at.
Mine are OK, but CT's rock.
Mine are OK, but CT's rock.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 1:24 pmThere once was and old mod named Fogdude,
he delighted in limericks that were rude.
Our little Mother Goose of Texas,
spitting lines of wit to vex us,
while surfing the web in the nude.
he delighted in limericks that were rude.
Our little Mother Goose of Texas,
spitting lines of wit to vex us,
while surfing the web in the nude.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:26 pm Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 7:18 pmNow, to go completely out on a limb!
There was a site owner named Dirk
who always arrived with a smirk.
He collected the best
and gave them a test
sayin' "Now, quit yer playin' and work!"
There was a site owner named Dirk
who always arrived with a smirk.
He collected the best
and gave them a test
sayin' "Now, quit yer playin' and work!"
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 7:45 pm Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 9:09 pm.gif "Suprised")
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