the first spamming attempt,Computers in the Movies

[tazz]

You ever wonder why computers don't work in the movies the same way they work in reality? Here are some things we noticed:

- Word processors never display a cursor.

- You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.

- All monitors display inch-high letters.

- High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.

- Those that don't will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.

- Corollary: You can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.

- Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS." (See "Fortress")

- All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's desktop computer, even if it's turned off.

- Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn't go faster than you can read. The *really* advanced ones also emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer.

- All computer panels have thousands of volts and flash pots just underneath the surface. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash, a puff of smoke, a shower of sparks, and an explosion that forces you backward.

- People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data.

[Fejinwales]

....Just about every one of these scenarios have occurred during the Stagate Franchise, it seems to incredibly easy for Sam Carter to completely write a new routine -"just give me a few minutes" - so that it graphically displays what is going on in incredible detail, or to connect a Dell laptop with a completely alien ship - in seconds! it always amazed me how they write these into the scripts so simply...

[VincentLupo]

So True.