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a poem for all the silver surfers

Postby zanadu » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:51 pm

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THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'In-box,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.

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This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer......... They are the greatest!!!






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We grow old because we stop playing
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Re: a poem for all the silver surfers

Postby dirk8837 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:58 pm

nice one zan :)
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Re: a poem for all the silver surfers

Postby woody231 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:07 pm

I like the message, nice 1 Zan
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Re: a poem for all the silver surfers

Postby VincentLupo » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:08 am

Good one Zan.
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Re: a poem for all the silver surfers

Postby Fejinwales » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:04 pm

Nice one Zan
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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