Chinese Guy

[tazz]

I was leaning up against a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.

After about 5 minutes, I said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

He says “No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee”?

“No”, I say, "It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you slanty eyed little prick".

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