Lorry Driver.

[Pip]

A German lorry driver in a pub in Newcastle (England) was
complaining how lazy the British are, he drives his load from
Hamburg, goes through Holland, Belgium, up to Newcastle and back to
Hamburg in two days.

This old Geordie man mutters......."Why Aye man...( they talk funny in Newcastle!).I used to pick up
my load in Newcastle, drop off in Hamburg and be back in Newcastle
the same day."

The German trucker snorted and said...."Oh Yeah....what were you
driving ?"

The old chap replied.......

Spoiler Block

"a Lancaster Bomber."

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