Breeding Bulls

[Pip]

My wife and I went to the Orange County agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls....

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

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My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs.....smiled and said,

'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

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My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~That's more than twice a week! ..............

You could learn a lot from him.'


We then walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

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My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day....You could REALLY learn something from this one!

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

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My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

[BajeeZa]

[bankska22]

[ctaulbee]

Now that is more than a little funny to me

Thanks for making my day Pip.

[VincentLupo]

[dirk8837]