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A widely respected scientist...

Postby aLTRe-eGo » Thu May 28, 2015 8:17 pm

A widely respected scientist hailed for his profound work with aquatic and amphibious life forms was doing a novel experiment with frogs. The experiment went as follows.

He took a frog with all four legs, clapped his hands and said, "Frog, JUMP!" The frog jumped four feet, so in his notebook he wrote, Frogs with four legs jump four feet. Then he cut off one of the legs leaving it with three, clapped his hands and said, "Frog, JUMP!" The frog jumped three feet, so in his notebook he wrote, Frogs with three legs jump three feet. Then he cut off one more leg leaving it with two, clapped his hands and said, "Frog, JUMP!" The frog jumped two feet, so in his notebook he wrote, Frogs with two legs jump two feet. Then he cut off one more leg leaving it with one, clapped his hands and said, "Frog, JUMP!" The frog jumped one foot, so in his notebook he wrote, Frogs with one leg jump one foot. He finally cut off the frog’s last leg, leaving it with none. He clapped his hands and said, "Frog, JUMP!" Froggy didn't budge. He clapped again. "Frog, JUMP!" Still nothing.


So in his notebook he wrote, Frogs with no legs go deaf.
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Re: A widely respected scientist...

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