Play on words

[Pip]

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students
to use the
word "fascinate" in a sentence.

! Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to
my
granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, it was
fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to
use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating"

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to
see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher
said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to
use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated ,
because she
had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
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Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten
buttons, but her tits are so big , she can only fasten
eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

[VincentLupo]

Johnny is such a good kid.

[ctaulbee]

[dirk8837]

[sam]