A Jewish woman says to her mother, “I'm divorcing Sheldon!”
“All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.”
Mother says, “You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in a mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $10,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents...?!”