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Blonde (Suicide)

Postby tazz » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:35 pm

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor, 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, silly' the blonde said, 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these implants...’

‘I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'



'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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Re: Blonde (Suicide)

Postby dirk8837 » Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:33 pm

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Re: Blonde (Suicide)

Postby VincentLupo » Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:23 pm

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Re: Blonde (Suicide)

Postby Rty63 » Wed May 18, 2011 10:07 pm

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