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New Willy (Decision)

Postby tazz » Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:35 pm

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.”

“Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.”

“You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...”

“Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.”

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You've got $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1,000 an inch.”

The man perks up at this.

“So,” the doctor says, “It's for you to decide how many inches you want.”

“But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go f! or a nine incher, she might be a bit put out.”

“But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed.”

“So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."

The man agrees to talk with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day. “So,” says the doctor, “have you spoken with your wife?”

“I have,” says the man.

“And what is the decision?” asks the doctor.


“We're having new granite worktops in the kitchen.”
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Re: New Willy (Decision)

Postby dirk8837 » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:47 pm

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Re: New Willy (Decision)

Postby VincentLupo » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:41 pm

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Re: New Willy (Decision)

Postby Rty63 » Wed May 18, 2011 10:03 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL

Brilliant m8..
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