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Ventriloquist and the Blonde

Postby Rty63 » Wed May 18, 2011 10:14 pm

A young, successful ventriloquist is on tour and stops in a small town to perform at a club. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman from the third row stands on her chair and screams: "I've had just about enough of your degrading blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?"

"What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?" she goes on to say... "It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large - all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde screams again, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!"
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Re: Ventriloquist and the Blonde

Postby VincentLupo » Wed May 18, 2011 11:12 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Ventriloquist and the Blonde

Postby dirk8837 » Thu May 19, 2011 7:49 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Ventriloquist and the Blonde

Postby Kazooya » Sat May 21, 2011 12:24 pm

Oh GOD!!! :LOL :LOL
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Re: Ventriloquist and the Blonde

Postby Wysmommy » Sat May 21, 2011 4:41 pm

That is funny..

:LOL

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Re: Ventriloquist and the Blonde

Postby tazz » Mon May 30, 2011 7:14 pm

yup, still laffing, :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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