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Postby Fejinwales » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:48 am

girl goes to visit her mum to tell he that she was having a divorce because all her husband wanted as far as sex was concerned was anal sex. She cried as told her mother that her a***hole had gone from the size of a 5p piece to the size of a 50p piece.

The mother pointed out that her husband had given her a successful business, that they has four cars, lived in a five bedroomed mansion, that they went on holidays four times a year and that their kids all went to private schools.

She ended by asking her daughter: "and you want to give this all up for the sake of 45p?"
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Re: Divorce

Postby dirk8837 » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:47 pm

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Re: Divorce

Postby tazz » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:56 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
yup dont be so anal, bout 45p
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Re: Divorce

Postby VincentLupo » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:10 pm

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