girl goes to visit her mum to tell he that she was having a divorce because all her husband wanted as far as sex was concerned was anal sex. She cried as told her mother that her a***hole had gone from the size of a 5p piece to the size of a 50p piece.
The mother pointed out that her husband had given her a successful business, that they has four cars, lived in a five bedroomed mansion, that they went on holidays four times a year and that their kids all went to private schools.
She ended by asking her daughter: "and you want to give this all up for the sake of 45p?"