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Two policemen

Postby Pip » Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:48 pm

Two policemen call their sergeant on the radio.
- "Hello. Is that you Sarge?"
- "Yes?"
- "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
- "Have you arrested the woman ?"
- "No sir. The floor is still wet."
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Re: Two policemen

Postby ctaulbee » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:47 am

:LOL
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Postby VincentLupo » Fri Mar 20, 2015 2:08 am

:LOL :LOL B)
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Re: Two policemen

Postby sam » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:35 pm

:LOL

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Re: Two policemen

Postby dirk8837 » Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:01 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Two policemen

Postby Pip » Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:42 pm

dirk8837 wrote::LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL


Finally, someone who really got it!

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