A couple began dating after meeting on a seniors' coach trip.
They enjoyed each other's company and after taking things
slowly at first,the relationship began to get more physical,and
one evening after a romantic dinner,they ended up in bed
together.
Afterwards, each was lost in private thoughts.
He was thinking "If I'd known she was a virgin,I'd have been more gentle."
And she was thinking,"If I'd known he could still get it up,I'd have taken off my tights ."