The Jehovah's Witness.

[Pip]

Saturday morning the weather was too bad to play golf. I was bored with nothing to do. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said, "Come in and sit down." I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the shit out of me. Nobody's ever let me in before."

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