Uncovered

Paddy’s wife goes to the doctor complaining that after ten years of marriage she had never had an orgasm. The doctor advised her to relax and use a fan to keep her cool during sex.

Paddy refused to pay money for a fan and asked his mate if he wouldn’t mind waving a towel while he and his wife made love, but his wife still didn’t orgasm. The next night Paddy’s wife asked Paddy if he and his mate could swap over. and so Paddys mate made love to her and after 20 minutes of the best mind blowing sex she'd ever had, she orgasmed.

Paddy looked at his mate and said....

"and that, my old son, is how to flap a f*****g towel"