" Morning Sex "

[Pip]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going
to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt
still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained,

Spoiler Block

"The egg timer's broken!"

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