Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'have ya ever been f$&ked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No’.
She said,