Squirrels

[Pip]

There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church,
The Catholic Church, and the Jewish Synagogue. Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration
they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will . . .

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and
decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and
there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of
God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles
outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

The Catholic Church's solution was more effective. They baptized the squirrels and registered
them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter

But the Jewish Synagogue had the most effective solution. They took one squirrel and had a short
service with him called circumcision and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.

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