Satan

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One Sunday morning satan appeared before a small congregation in a church.

Everyone ran out screaming and trampling each other - all apart from one man who just sat there calmly.

Satan seemed upset and said 'don't you know who I am?'

The man replied 'yes of course.'

Satan said 'then why aren't you running?'

The man calmly replied

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'I've been married to your sister for 15 years".

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