Blondes

by **Pip** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:12 pm

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container for 15 minutes?
A: It said "concentrate".

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breakin em' with hammers.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde driving through a flashing red light.

Q: How do you make a blonde go crazy?
A: Tell her to sit in the corner of a circular room!

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q:What do you call two blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.

Q: Why did the blonde put her money in the freezer?
A: She wanted cold hard cash!

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to Disney World?
A: She saw a sign saying: "Disney World Left" so she went home.

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they can't remember the recipe.