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Wonderful Fairy Tale

Postby Pip » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:44 pm

Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"

The princess said, "No!!!!"

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.



The End
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Re: Wonderful Fairy Tale

Postby VincentLupo » Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:34 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby sam » Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:14 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL

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:LOL :LOL
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