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Working hours

PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:57 pm
by Pip
A guy goes into the Burlington Employment Agency to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you five extra points toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's service! Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations, you have got enough points for me to hire you right now.

Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why
don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

Spoiler Block
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand
around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

Re: Working hours

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Re: Working hours

PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:56 pm
by sam
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