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The lawyer and Tycoon

Postby Pip » Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:19 pm

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and I have some bad news….”

The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first"

The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million.”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers:
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“The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
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Re: The lawyer and Tycoon

Postby VincentLupo » Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:22 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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