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Postby Pip » Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:27 pm

A Hotel guest calls the Front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."

The man replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter."
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Re: Personal matter?

Postby VincentLupo » Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:46 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Personal matter?

Postby ctaulbee » Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:37 pm

That's great :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Personal matter?

Postby Pip » Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:42 am

ctaulbee wrote:That's great :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL


I aim to please! ;)
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Re: Personal matter?

Postby bankska22 » Sat Nov 21, 2015 8:57 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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