The Lion Tamer

[Pip]

A circus owner runs an advert for a ‘lion tamer wanted’ and
two people showed up......

One is a retired golfer in his late-sixties and the other is a
drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her
mid-twenties

The circus owner tells them, I'm not going to sugar coat it.
This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two
had better be good or you're history."

Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip and a gun ......
Who wants to try out first?"

The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps
right into the cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and
begins to charge her. As he gets close, the gorgeous
brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect
naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly
crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He
continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several
minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor! He says
"That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!"
He then turns to the retired golfer and asks,
"Can you top that?"
The old golfer replies,
"Possibly...

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but you've got to get that lion out of there first."

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