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Little Johnny at it again!

Postby Pip » Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:40 pm

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question,

“When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body do you think goes first?”

Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think it’s your hands.”

“Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?”

Suzy replied, “Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”

“What a wonderful answer!” the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said

“Sister, I think it’s your feet.”

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

“Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?”

Little Johnny said, “Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy’s bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, ‘Oh God, I’m coming.’

I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her.”

The Nun fainted.
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Re: Little Johnny at it again!

Postby VincentLupo » Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:21 pm

Got to love little Johnny.
:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Little Johnny at it again!

Postby Pip » Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:27 pm

VincentLupo wrote:Got to love little Johnny.
:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL


Got to agree with that.

He's iconic in both the UK and USA - the "Ultimate Diplomat"! :LOL :LOL :LOL

I might just do a "Little Johnny" joke each day for a little while.

There must be a Christmas one out there somewhere, I'll do my best to find one. ;)

Found more than one, may have to do some editing though.

I'll save them for Christmas week. :demon BAHH Humbug!!!!
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Re: Little Johnny at it again!

Postby ctaulbee » Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:22 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Little Johnny at it again!

Postby BajeeZa » Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:43 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL

PS my name is Johnny :Scared
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Re: Little Johnny at it again!

Postby Pip » Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:38 pm

BajeeZa wrote::LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL

PS my name is Johnny :Scared


Ooooops! :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Little Johnny at it again!

Postby sam » Fri Nov 13, 2015 3:40 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL

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