Daily Little Johnny

[VincentLupo]

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[Pip]

And just when you thought all the stories had been told - along comes this.

A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.
To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.
Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G'.
'Very good', says the teacher.
Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'.
'Excellent.'
Little Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him.
'I had bugger all', he says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'.
The teacher is mortified and scolds Little Johnny for his rude answer.

Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions.
Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada . Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada's east coast.
When it's Little Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question.
Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border?'
Little Johnny ponders the question and finally says,

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'The Pakistani boarder is in bed with my mother.
That's why I got bugger all for breakfast'.

[VincentLupo]

Oh boy. I sure missed these. You must find more.

[Pip]

Oh boy. I sure missed these. You must find more.

I miss him too, rest assured Vincent as/when/if I find new ones they will be posted here.

[Pip]

OH No!!! He has a sister ?!




Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!"

Before her mother could raise a concern, Sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, "Really small, was it?"

Sally replied,

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"No... Salty."

Mum fainted.

[VincentLupo]