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Low Battery

Postby Pip » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:12 pm

Low Battery : A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger.
Give that man a medal!!!


63 Pakistanis died on Christmas Island this morning. It was not a terrorist attack. A bunk bed in the detention centre collapsed.
The police are blaming AL IKEA .

Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called
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Re: Low Battery

Postby bankska22 » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:44 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL :LOL
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