A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his
Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the
natives, in their language, when he realizes that the one thing he
never really taught them much was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and
says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and
he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
The chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when they
hear a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple
of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly says, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching
the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill
these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied,