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Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Pip » Thu Apr 14, 2016 3:25 pm

"I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue."
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Wrench » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:55 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby bankska22 » Fri Apr 15, 2016 4:36 am

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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby VincentLupo » Fri Apr 15, 2016 6:46 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Pip » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:47 pm

I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you're one fine hoe.
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Postby bankska22 » Mon Apr 18, 2016 1:27 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Pip » Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:20 pm

" God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!"
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby ctaulbee » Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:59 pm

:Scared :Scared :Scared :LOL
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Postby VincentLupo » Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:56 am

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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Pip » Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:25 am

"My Love fer you is like diarrhea - I kin't hold it in"
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Postby VincentLupo » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:27 am

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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Pip » Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:06 am

Did you fart? 'cuz you just blew me away!
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Pip » Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:47 pm

If you think this belt buckle is big - wait till you see what's behind it.
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Postby VincentLupo » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:19 pm

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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby ctaulbee » Sun May 01, 2016 12:51 am

OMG :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Pip » Sun May 01, 2016 8:05 am

You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Pip » Wed May 04, 2016 11:15 am

A few more beers, and I'd probly do ya. So give me a minute darling, and then I'll give you one!
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby bankska22 » Wed May 11, 2016 5:37 am

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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Pip » Mon May 30, 2016 10:12 pm

Are yer parents retarded? 'cuz ya sure are special
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Fogdude » Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:57 pm

These are all classics, Pip! Great thread! :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Red Neck Pick-up Lines

Postby Pip » Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:49 pm

"Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?"


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