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Postby Pip » Mon May 30, 2016 10:19 pm

A man was riding his Ducati along the Californian coast when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all
Ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The rider pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The rider thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied:
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“You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Postby VincentLupo » Mon May 30, 2016 10:36 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby chouette » Tue May 31, 2016 1:45 am

Good one! :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby Fogdude » Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:27 pm

:LOL Man, have I been there!
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