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Postby Pip » Sat Aug 13, 2016 2:11 am


This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman In a brand new VW !!
You know, a VW with rigged emissions doing 75mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my Mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

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Re: Ooops

Postby ctaulbee » Sat Aug 13, 2016 2:38 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL

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Postby VincentLupo » Sat Aug 13, 2016 5:58 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby dirk8837 » Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:33 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby chouette » Sat Aug 13, 2016 10:38 pm

Good one! :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby Bert » Sun Aug 14, 2016 11:03 pm

Very good . :cheesy :cheesy :cheesy
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