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Ooops

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 2:11 am
by Pip

This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman In a brand new VW !!
You know, a VW with rigged emissions doing 75mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my Mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

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BL00DY women drivers!!

Re: Ooops

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 2:38 am
by ctaulbee
:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL

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Re: Ooops

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 5:58 am
by VincentLupo
:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL

Re: Ooops

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:33 pm
by dirk8837
:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL

Re: Ooops

PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 10:38 pm
by chouette
Good one! :LOL :LOL :LOL

Re: Ooops

PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2016 11:03 pm
by Bert
Very good . :cheesy :cheesy :cheesy