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Postby Pip » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:01 pm

One by one, all the senior management of the company were called into the chairman's office until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.

Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other ten directors seated around a table.

He was invited to join them, which he did.

As soon as he sat down, the chairman turned to Ted, looked him squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, asked, "Have you ever had sex with Miss. Jones, my secretary?"

"Oh, no, sir, positively not!" Ted replied.

"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman

"Honest, I've never been close enough to even touch her!"

"You'd swear to that?"

"Yes, I swear I've never had sex with Miss Jones anytime, anywhere,” insisted Ted.

Satisfied the chairman said …
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"Good. Then you fire her."
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Good one Pip! :LOL
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