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The Enginedriver

Postby Pip » Wed Dec 28, 2016 6:44 pm

An old enginedriver sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the enginedriver and asked, 'Are you a real enginedriver?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life driving trains, shunt engines freight trains, passenger trains, electric multiple units, steam engines, taught 50 people to drive trains and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am an enginedriver.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence..... A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old engine driver and asked, 'Are you a real enginedriver ..... ?'

He replied,
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'I always thought I was. But I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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Re: The Enginedriver

Postby Fogdude » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:05 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL After reading this one, I had to confess to my wife that I, too, am, apparently, a Lesbian! :LOL :LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby chouette » Thu Dec 29, 2016 7:45 am

Good one Pip! :LOL :LOL :LOL - LOL Fog
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Re: The Enginedriver

Postby Bert » Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:10 am

Brilliant Pip...

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:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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