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The beauty of the Internet.

Postby Pip » Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:30 pm





Hello! Gordon's pizza?


- No sir it's Google's pizza

- So it's a wrong number? Sorry

- No sir, Google bought it.

- OK. Take my order please

- Well sir, you want the usual?"

- The usual? You know me?

- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust.

- OK! This is it ...

- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?

- What? I hate vegetables.

- Your cholesterol is not good, sir."

- How do you know?

- We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

- Okay, but I do not want this pizza!,I already take medicine ...

-"Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.

- I bought more from another drugstore.

- It's not showing on your credit card statement

- I paid in cash

- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement

- I have other source of cash

- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source.

-WHAT THE HELL?

"I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.

- Enough! I'm sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me

- "I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 6 weeks ago




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Re: The beauty of the Internet.

Postby dirk8837 » Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:20 pm

:Scared :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: The beauty of the Internet.

Postby ctaulbee » Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:21 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: The beauty of the Internet.

Postby Fogdude » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:52 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL You KNOW you're tweaking my paranoia nerve right now, right? :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: The beauty of the Internet.

Postby Pip » Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:11 pm

YES!
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Re: The beauty of the Internet.

Postby VincentLupo » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:47 pm

It's so true. :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: The beauty of the Internet.

Postby BajeeZa » Mon Jun 19, 2017 2:57 am

:O :) :) :)
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Re: The beauty of the Internet.

Postby chouette » Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:38 am

And Fog thinks Cortana is intrusive, lol
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Re: The beauty of the Internet.

Postby Fogdude » Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:04 pm

chouette wrote:And Fog thinks Cortana is intrusive, lol


Where do you think they get all that data collected from? :Evil
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Re: The beauty of the Internet.

Postby ctaulbee » Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:59 am

My sisters new car has a Powered by Microsoft plate on the dash panel, I'm like you have got to be kidding me...

She was best friends with Siri for a long time, she recently traded in her iPhone for a different brand, I don't remember what she got but she called me and was like I can't get Siri to answer me, I was like and you won't either, she is a Apple girl...


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Postby chouette » Sat Jun 24, 2017 1:12 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL
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