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80 Year old couple texting

Postby Pip » Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:13 pm


An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears........
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
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"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
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Re: 80 Year old couple texting

Postby ctaulbee » Thu Jul 06, 2017 5:25 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: 80 Year old couple texting

Postby chouette » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:37 pm

Too funny!! :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: 80 Year old couple texting

Postby Pip » Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:02 pm

I aim to please! :cheesy :cheesy
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Postby VincentLupo » Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:57 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: 80 Year old couple texting

Postby Roseflamingo » Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:27 pm

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