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COMPLETE and FINISHED

Postby Pip » Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:35 pm

COMPLETE and FINISHED . . .

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain
the difference between these two words.

In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by,
supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man,
was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.
The final question was: How do you explain the difference between ~
COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand?
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.



Here is his astute answer:

“When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.

When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.

And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
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you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!”
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Re: COMPLETE and FINISHED

Postby dirk8837 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:04 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby VincentLupo » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:52 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby chouette » Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:26 pm

So true, lol :LOL
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Re: COMPLETE and FINISHED

Postby Bert » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:58 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL hehe!!
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